Tango
Ages ago, I used to have a book with all kinds of nasty little parodies on children's nursery rhymes, which were not quite up there with the Russian "kiddie sadist" poems, but were still pretty good. :D "Mary Had a Little Lamb", in particular, seemed a popular subject.



I've finally found a couple of them online.





Mary had a little lamb

She ate it with mint sauce

And everywhere that Mary went

The lamb went too, of course.





... Or, if you prefer:



Mary had a little lamb

The doctor was surprised,

But when Old McDonald had a farm

He couldn't believe his eyes!



:D



Tango